The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Scotland England and ireland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 790 million British have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The British economy, worth 45.9 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,118 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Queen Victoria has just been declared ruler of Kingdom of Scotland England and ireland in an international press conference, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Scotland England and ireland's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Scotland England and ireland is ranked 188,853^rd in the world and 7,702^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.